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Hello, I'm Ryan.
I'm Eighteen years old. I have a mild depression. and I'm very antisocial.. But I like Star Wars, Green Day, Rise Against, and Shinedown. _____________________________________

I'm also a huge fan of the Phoenix Coyotes! Best team in the NHL! And one who says otherwise is ignorant, or biased! _____________________________________

I'm also a Freshman at Northern Arizona University, studying Marketing.

 

portraitsofboston:

“I like Jesus, and I like women. And money.”
“Do you have enough money?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“No, right now I ain’t got a girlfriend. It’s hard to get a hold of a lady nowadays.”
“Have you ever had a girlfriend?”
“I was married, but she died. She died from a massive heart attack 24 years ago. She was 35 years old.”   

portraitsofboston:

“I like Jesus, and I like women. And money.”

“Do you have enough money?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

“No, right now I ain’t got a girlfriend. It’s hard to get a hold of a lady nowadays.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend?”

“I was married, but she died. She died from a massive heart attack 24 years ago. She was 35 years old.”   

portraitsofboston:


“When I lived in India, I had a crush on a neighbor girl, but I never told her. She then left the country, and I didn’t see her again for eight years. I thought about her almost the whole time. Then one day, eight years later, we met again online. It turned out that she had also had a crush on me. Now we’re married.”

portraitsofboston:

“When I lived in India, I had a crush on a neighbor girl, but I never told her. She then left the country, and I didn’t see her again for eight years. I thought about her almost the whole time. Then one day, eight years later, we met again online. It turned out that she had also had a crush on me. Now we’re married.”

portraitsofboston:


“She’s funny.”“He’s crazy. And talkative.”“No, she’s talkative.”“No, he’s talkative.”“How did you meet?”“I sent her a direct message on Instagram.”“Why did you do it?”“I was bored.”

portraitsofboston:

“She’s funny.”
“He’s crazy. And talkative.”
“No, she’s talkative.”
“No, he’s talkative.”
“How did you meet?”
“I sent her a direct message on Instagram.”
“Why did you do it?”
“I was bored.”

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

I don’t understand why you thought that was funny…

alniente:

zerachin:

morbidlycurious:

harp-s-ong:

privateai:

I just won Cards Against Humanity forever.

I laughed until I cried

Oh my god that’s oh my god


CANT BREATHE

alniente:

zerachin:

morbidlycurious:

harp-s-ong:

privateai:

I just won Cards Against Humanity forever.

I laughed until I cried

Oh my god that’s oh my god

CANT BREATHE

amithereal:

I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I don’t these teachers should be reprimanded! I think they deserve a medal.

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I don’t these teachers should be reprimanded! I think they deserve a medal.